Its about making memories worth repressing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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