when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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