o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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