My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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