wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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