Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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