I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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