you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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