You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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