JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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