Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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