they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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