She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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