Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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