dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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