I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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