Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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