Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I love you. Go after that dick
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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