Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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