the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
