I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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