how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
