at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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