So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Buhtt sex?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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