i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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