That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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