I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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