That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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