that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My vagina just recognized that song.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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