The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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