Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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