i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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