whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
