Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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