Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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