Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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