The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we have officially lost it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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