Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i've created a new STD.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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