Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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