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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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