i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Randomize
