im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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