My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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