Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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