just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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