Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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