do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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