They should really pass out barf bags in church
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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