I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Congratulations! We have a period
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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