theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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