My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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